marinashutup:

it’s weird to think that everyone views you differently like one person might think you put the stars in the sky and another person could think you crawled out of the pits of hell and are here to drag them down with you

Its not just about sex… Don’t get me wrong sex is fucking great… But when you have a connection with someone… When you feel so strong for someone… Just a kiss is enough to make your knees weak… You just cant beat that…
(via young-free-and-restless)
Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

thesquirrelisonfire:

pleatedjeans:

OH HAI! [x]

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

pleatedjeans:

OH HAI! [x]

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

not-cooper:

Doris lived a short but prosperous life

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

I can’t find the source for this gif, but yeah this creepy dude just crawled out at ya. 

JUST LOST 5 FOLLOWERS FOR THIS GIF
I guess there’s such a thing as too creepy

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

I can’t find the source for this gif, but yeah this creepy dude just crawled out at ya. 

JUST LOST 5 FOLLOWERS FOR THIS GIF

I guess there’s such a thing as too creepy

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

worldwar2chainz:

is that really the most popular search regarding wanda

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day