supermoclel:

thatonesuperwholockian:

supermoclel:

oh you had a bad day???????? WELL 2014 years ago the dinosaurs went instinct on this very day. think before u speak

…..sweetheart, I think you are mistaken.

listen sweetie(: im a dinosaur scientist i know what i’m talking about

prehistoricpenguin:

sixpenceee:

Requested post. 
Words of advice: no matter how much of a skeptic you are, don’t mess with these things for giggles. 
OUIJA BOARD: 
probably the most dangerous method. It’s when you have a planchette and a board like this
 
You ask a question and a spirit moves the planchette for you, directing to certain letters to tell you information. The reason it’s dangerous, is because you don’t know who you are opening up to. It could be a hideous demon pretending to be your long gone grandma. 
AUTOMATIC WRITING
It’s when you clear your mind, and kind of open up your arm to be controlled by sprits. The writing is not your own but the spirits. 
Instructions to do it here
Examples of automatic writing:

SEANCE
Get a couple friends that want to contact ghosts.
With this you are getting a group of like-minded people together and when several people get together for a common purpose, it makes communication more easier. 
People often hold hands during a seance and this is just to help focus the energy. You don’t have to hold hands but it seems to help people concentrate better.
Focused concentration and a common goal is what makes seances work.
INFORMATION ON HOW TO DO IT SAFELY AND HOW TO END IT HERE

DIGITAL RECORDINGS
Before you use your device make sure you’ve got the proper mindset. 
Make it clear you are hoping to communicate with the spirit world, invite the contact, open your mind to allowing it to happen. 
Don’t let negative thoughts ruin it. 
Ask questions and let the recorder, record for awhile. The idea behind this is that it can pick up voices and frequencies we can’t hear. 

MEDITATION
While yes, most people use it to clear their mind and relax it can also be used for spirit communication.
I’ve heard many, many theories about how our own sub-conscious is the greatest link for spirit communication. We’re just so bothered with everyday activities that we can’t hear what the other side says to us in a daily basis. 
Here you can read about how to meditate
Master it first and clear your mind and allow communication. Be patient. According to someone who tried it this way “their thoughts enter hers and she feels a warm and buzzing sensation” 
MIRROR SCRYING
This one I got from a book by Raymond Moody, the guy who coined the term near death experience. 
Those who tried it the correct way had an 80% chance of actually seeing the full fledged version of the dead person they wanted to talk to.
I think it’s pretty safe too, if you don’t have any negative thoughts (example: oh no what if I accidentally conjure up a demon)
You can read more about it and how to do it here

PENDULUM 
You take a small crystal attach it to a necklace chain, and swing it. You ask a question and the direction of the swing, how fast it swings, which way it is swinging is supposed to tell you the answer to your question. 
Here are some sites with people who have actually tried it and are speaking from experience
1st site
2nd site
3rd site
_______________________________________________________________
Ok, that’s all I got so far. 
Be cautious with these things!
Write a post about your experience and tag me in them! :)
Good luck!


Definately be careful. When i was working for a haunted house in an old factory we did an investigation in the basement. Recorder, and some other equipment that i cant remember. Everything was going well and we were getting some things. My mind was good and open, but all the sudden my mind started worrying and being negative. So after a bit we went upstairs, hung out for a bit longer, and then started makeup for the night. 
As i was working on my makeup my friend stopped me and asked me what happened. I asked what she was talking about. She said i had a scratch on my neck. I went to look in the mirror and she was right. A fresh scratch on the back of my neck. I hadnt done anything but sit on a couch between the investigation and makeup. It wasnt anything big but i was freaked out. I had to sleep there every weekend for that month as it was too far away to drive back and forth every day.
We never did get the audio back from that day. But i always wonder how that scratch got there.

prehistoricpenguin:

sixpenceee:

Requested post. 

Words of advice: no matter how much of a skeptic you are, don’t mess with these things for giggles. 

OUIJA BOARD: 

probably the most dangerous method. It’s when you have a planchette and a board like this

 

You ask a question and a spirit moves the planchette for you, directing to certain letters to tell you information. The reason it’s dangerous, is because you don’t know who you are opening up to. It could be a hideous demon pretending to be your long gone grandma. 

AUTOMATIC WRITING

It’s when you clear your mind, and kind of open up your arm to be controlled by sprits. The writing is not your own but the spirits. 

Instructions to do it here

Examples of automatic writing:

SEANCE

Get a couple friends that want to contact ghosts.

With this you are getting a group of like-minded people together and when several people get together for a common purpose, it makes communication more easier. 

People often hold hands during a seance and this is just to help focus the energy. You don’t have to hold hands but it seems to help people concentrate better.

Focused concentration and a common goal is what makes seances work.

INFORMATION ON HOW TO DO IT SAFELY AND HOW TO END IT HERE

DIGITAL RECORDINGS

Before you use your device make sure you’ve got the proper mindset. 

Make it clear you are hoping to communicate with the spirit world, invite the contact, open your mind to allowing it to happen. 

Don’t let negative thoughts ruin it. 

Ask questions and let the recorder, record for awhile. The idea behind this is that it can pick up voices and frequencies we can’t hear. 

MEDITATION

While yes, most people use it to clear their mind and relax it can also be used for spirit communication.

I’ve heard many, many theories about how our own sub-conscious is the greatest link for spirit communication. We’re just so bothered with everyday activities that we can’t hear what the other side says to us in a daily basis. 

Here you can read about how to meditate

Master it first and clear your mind and allow communication. Be patient. According to someone who tried it this way “their thoughts enter hers and she feels a warm and buzzing sensation” 

MIRROR SCRYING

This one I got from a book by Raymond Moody, the guy who coined the term near death experience. 

Those who tried it the correct way had an 80% chance of actually seeing the full fledged version of the dead person they wanted to talk to.

I think it’s pretty safe too, if you don’t have any negative thoughts (example: oh no what if I accidentally conjure up a demon)

You can read more about it and how to do it here

PENDULUM 

You take a small crystal attach it to a necklace chain, and swing it. You ask a question and the direction of the swing, how fast it swings, which way it is swinging is supposed to tell you the answer to your question. 

Here are some sites with people who have actually tried it and are speaking from experience

1st site

2nd site

3rd site

_______________________________________________________________

Ok, that’s all I got so far. 

Be cautious with these things!

Write a post about your experience and tag me in them! :)

Good luck!

Definately be careful. When i was working for a haunted house in an old factory we did an investigation in the basement. Recorder, and some other equipment that i cant remember. Everything was going well and we were getting some things. My mind was good and open, but all the sudden my mind started worrying and being negative. So after a bit we went upstairs, hung out for a bit longer, and then started makeup for the night. 

As i was working on my makeup my friend stopped me and asked me what happened. I asked what she was talking about. She said i had a scratch on my neck. I went to look in the mirror and she was right. A fresh scratch on the back of my neck. I hadnt done anything but sit on a couch between the investigation and makeup. It wasnt anything big but i was freaked out. I had to sleep there every weekend for that month as it was too far away to drive back and forth every day.

We never did get the audio back from that day. But i always wonder how that scratch got there.

jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

genevaface:

colossal-homo:

what is going on who planned all this

perfect

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine


he wins everybody else please stop trying

he wins everybody else please stop trying

fidefortitude:

pensivelyplayfulme:

Satan bein’ a bro

This sounds like the plot to a PG kids movie

housewifeswag:

do you ever forget how attractive someone is until you see a new picture of them and you’re just like

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octemberfirst:

abqandnotu:

merosse:

TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE

“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR” 

yoyonolen:

not even an over reaction

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

undefined-and-overlooked:

It’s National Annoy Squidward day

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

blookisses2:

johnfreakingegbert:

Thank you stranger for making my day

It says “I warned you about the stairs bro” in alternian

lauramain-sherlolly:

dudeufugly:

wivalamine:

shahlalalalala:

earthlyscum:

can someone bring capes back into fashion

when the fuck did they even go out of fashion

Why the fuck did they even go out of fashion

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The first time the Incredibles took over a post and I am so happy about it